MAHA HA HA HA, (the last laugh)

How MAHA convinced Independents

Once there was a mean old ogre who almost everyone throughout the land despised… But let’s start our story four decades previous, when the mean old ogre was everyone’s favorite! He was the toast of the town, all the best shows wanted to host him. Big names of the time, like Sir Larry of King, Prince Phillip Donahue, Queen Oprah, Princess Rona Barrett, and the great Jester Johnny Carson begged for bookings. Back then ogre called Trump was known to be a successful builder and a highly opinionated guest. Many talk show hosts like Queen Oprah and Princess Rona urged him to run for ruler of the kingdom!

He said he did not want the job, and it would be tough on anyone, but he would remark, we needed someone to fix the kingdom of America and went on to point out all that was wrong in their times. Years later the builder magically morphed into an ogre when he mounted the enchanted escalator! At the crown of the escalator, he was a beloved builder, and when he exited at the bottom, he suddenly became an ogre!

And, as if this story could not get any stranger, that ogre became ruler of the land! King Trump ruled through harsh tides, plagues, and treachery! His enemies coalesced and attempted a coup not once but twice falling just short of the ogre’s removal! Well, if you think the story could not get any weirder, you are wrong, dear friend, for soon the ogre will magically change again!

The dark magic of the enchanted escalator not only wore off eight years hence, but a new enchantment came over him! This ogre was so hated by an evil cabal encompassing not only townsfolk, but other Dukes and Dutchesses, and even other rulers, that they conjured up two assassins! It is said that it is always darkest before the dawn; the first assassin pierced the ogre’s ear with a magic bullet! In far less than one second, that magic bullet exited the assassin’s rifle and tore through the mean old ogre’s right ear!

Again, the mean old ogre transformed! At first, it was hard to know just what the enchanted bullet had changed him into, but former King Trump was no longer a mean old ogre! He was quieter, and more open to fresh ideas and gave way to reflection. Even as the ogre, he had stolen the hearts of half of the townsfolk, but this new enchanted former King Trump brought in new believers from every hill and dale!

This enchantment brought strange bedfellows indeed! Now he and his righthand knight, Sir JD Vancerlot spoke to millions and while doing so brought old enemies into their bosoms! Three of those became part of his ruling roundtable! This is how Fitzgerald of Kennedy became the ruler of health! He christened his movement, MAHA, for Make America Healthy Again!

This reads like a fairy tale because in all of American history this bizarre sequence of events had never occurred! There are so many ‘Nevers’ that it would take a full article just to list them! But the rise of the MAHA movement, created by a Democrat and executed by an elected Republican President who not only went with the idea but hired the Democrat to execute the program rivals the accomplishments of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, and Ronald Reagan!

RFK Jr pointed out our government’s disparity over the health and well-being of our children compared to those in Canada and Europe. Look at the differing ingredients in a box of cereal leaving the SAME manufacturing plant!

The left, going to feed American kids has many chemical dyes (in red print), and on the right, goes to nourish Canadian and European children, uses natural coloring (or colouring) if you want to use the obviously wrong Canadian spelling! (TPFIC) How could our government’s food and nutrition regulatory departments allow this? RFK Jr wants to ‘find out’ after decades of their ‘fooling around’!

RFK Jr, just as Trump has been, is a long-time target of those he threatens. He threatens the food and drink industry with stricter guidelines, costlier products, and less addicting additives, which will certainly wither long-term sales. He threatens big pharma with a prohibition of ads directly to consumers for drugs that should be chosen by a medical professional, not a popularity contest, and demands more proof of safety in all meds including vaccines.

They have tried to make him into a tinfoil-hat-wearing lunatic. I hear snickers (which its namesake is probably also threatened for its candy bar’s ingredients) from the peanut gallery. (‘Peanut gallery’ was chosen here for the ‘Snickers candy bar’ theme as you might have noticed.) I suspect the reason he is heavily perceived as a tinfoil-hat-wearing lunatic is due to billions of bucks’ worth of propaganda spoon-fed down our unhealthy (relative to the rest of the developed world’s) gullets! Our corrupt health system has us 34th in the world! (Click image for full story)

We all know if you want proof a vaccine is safe and works, you are labeled a denier or a horrible ‘Antivaxxer!”. It is a case of you are “for ‘em or agin ‘em” (For those that don’t speak JD Vancerlot’s tongue, “For them or against them”, meaning you cannot be anything but ‘all in’, one way or the other!) which has no place in science. In real science you are always “agin ‘em”, and let science prove the “for ‘em” part. None should get a pass, every single drug needs to prove itself before being sanctioned, ‘safe’.

Terms like denier, and Antivaxxer are right out of the PsyOps mind control manual. Some very nasty stuff may soon surface about the COVID-19 vaxxes. When you read about that, just remember how RFK Jr and a legion of medical professionals were ridiculed and quashed, to facilitate sales and distribution of billions in big pharma’s products.

This timely enchantment magically united almost every sane person in the kingdom! It was a self-fulfilling prophecy as RFK Jr’s MAHA made healthier townsfolk, and that drove us into the new Golden Age, as soon as we recognized and addressed the pandemic of the mentally ill, and offered treatment to all in need. This truly Made America Great Again! And those in MAHA and their loyal patriots not only got their last laugh, over the unhealthy party, but they then lived happily (and healthily) ever after.

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