I thought it would be interesting to gather some select quotes from our current President. After all, he has lots to say, and I will try and pick the most interesting blurbs of wisdom from the President that received more votes than any other (81,000,000)!
The man that has been paid by our tax dollars for one-fifth of American history! That means 20 percent of the years from 1776 to 2024 had Joe Biden, the politician in office! Can you take that in? It still blows my mind!
He paints himself into a corner so often his shoes have more paint on them than his house! Here is President Joe Biden summing up America in one word…
Then he tried to use two words: So, let’s see what Joe has learned in all those years in political service to our country. “Two words, ‘made in America!’” I still ponder on that one.
Then there is, “We hold these truths to be self-evident, Oh, you know the thing!” Kids in school will find this one helpful as they no longer have to memorize the Declaration of Independence, since Joe Biden has abbreviated it for them!
And we all find solace when President Biden whispered into the ear of a pre-teenager, “You are one sexy girl, don’t tell your mom I said that!”
I am also wondering how he got elected President when he was running for the U.S. Senate in 2020?
And Joe offered some computer advice:
“(you)Know the old expression, ‘time is money’. As one computer said, if you're on the train, and they say Portal Bridge, you know you better make other plans!”
Even the President himself reflects back on some of his favorite quotes:
“I once said, you cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.”
(Another time Joe said, “You cannot work at a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.”), for clarification.
And then there is his insightful wisdom while sharing the White House with President Barack Obama:
“It's easy being Vice President, you don't have to do anything!”
Obviously, that’s why he picked Kamala Harris as his VP, she is good for (doing) nothing. Weeks after their term began, she was tasked with fixing the border. She is still scheduling her first visit…
He also said, “..more than half the women in my administration are women”!
Yogi Berra has nothing on ‘middle class Joe’ as he calls himself…
Here’s the full statement in context, but that quote is accurate…
And he warns us of the dangers a politician can face, with:
Make sure of two things, be careful, microphones are always hot and understand that in Washington D.C., a gaffe is when you tell the truth.
and on St. Patrick’s Day he regaled us with:
“I may be Irish, but I am not stupid!”
And, on the economy he gave us fair warning well before he became President with:
“Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes, we do!”
Years later he made good on that promise spending $2,000,000,000,000 (Two trillion) and crafting a budget for $6,000,000,000,000 (Six trillion)!
Joe Biden also offered some friendly advice to gun owners:
“Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because (if) you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.”
Joe also tells all about his relationships with past Presidents!
“Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately.”
And here Joe tells us about valuable advice he got from Donna Brazile:
“I agree with Donna Brazile who said about Benghazi: "We got to preven dis from hapinin agen.”
(Joe was trying to relay her quote as authentically as possible I can only assume?)
When I referenced this to Microsoft’s AI, Copilot, even though it linked me to my original quote, it presented a ‘cleaned up version’:
Certainly! Joe Biden expressed agreement with Donna Brazile’s statement about Benghazi. She said, “We got to prevent this from happening again.” This quote reflects the importance of learning from past events to avoid similar incidents1. If you have any more questions or need further information, feel free to ask! 😊
This quote embodies the crux of Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.:
“It was a campaign. This is America. It’s why we oppose Citizens United from that right-wing Supreme Court. In 2012, I also said the Tea Party “acted like terrorists” and called a donut shop manager in Milwaukee who wanted lower taxes a “smartass.” And I said the number one issue is a three-letter word, J-O-B-S.” I’m proud of who I am.”
Spoken like a true Biden.
And Joe touts his special Jewish friends when he told us:
“...some of my best friends are Jewish contributors to the Democrat(ic) Party.”
And he brought us all together with these rousing remarks:
“We choose unity over division,
We choose science over fiction,
We choose truth over facts!”
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This, from a 2015 Chris Wallace interview with Joe Biden:
Joe Biden: “My great grandfather, Raj, was from Punjab, India. My grandmother graduated Rajasthan University.”
Chris Wallace: I think those were Bobby Jindal’s parents.
Joe Biden: “But what a story. And Bobby and I are both Catholics.”
And just recently President Joe Biden gave us all ‘pause’ with this one:
“Four more years”... “Pause”
Joe doing his best impersonation of Ron Burgundy was later heard muttering, “It was on the teleprompter! It said “Pause”, so I said Pause! A gentle voice said, “That was your ‘stage-direction’, Mr. President.”
And he once said when addressing the troops overseas:
“Notwithstanding what you may hear about me, I have incredibly good judgment, One; I married Jill, and two; I appointed Johnson to the Academy, I just want you to know that... clap for that you stupid bastards!”
He explains he was just kidding. It really feels good when your Commander in Chief calls you a stupid bastard! Almost as good as LBJ’s chauffeur when Lyndon Baines Johnson lovingly insisted on calling him the n-word!
Joe Biden must have also had an intimate relationship with CBS newsman Mike Wallace, judging from what Joe told his son, Chris in an interview:
Chris Wallace: Vice President Biden, I’ll let you have the final word.
Joe Biden: “I knew Mike Wallace. And, Chris, you’re no Mike Wallace.”
Chris Wallace: Well, sir, I knew my father.
Joe Biden: “Not as well as I did.”
And this concise statement The President gave on CNN in early May 2024:
“And so, if you look at the data, these, these, these demonstrations are real but they're not nearly, I mean, look and everybody's, I made a speech on the Holocaust the other day.”
This was the whole statement, not an edited version.
And after a really long search and a lot of push-back I finally got this gem:
Here is a final snippet after hours of fighting with Microsoft’s Copilot:
Could you believe an AI (Copilot) could be so obfuscating and obstinate?
You
I think you are deliberately obfuscating here. Clearly you are aware of the incident where Joe Biden was passionately opposing Trump and said a six or seven syllable word that was unintelligible that started with a T and ended with pressure.
Copilot
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You
Biden remarks at Luzerne County Mobilization Event is where Joe Biden says the long T-word no one understands. It is something like Trudemonadupressure. You can now tell others when they ask for this event video. Here is a link I found
https://br.ifunny.co/video/biden-brain-freeze-remarks-at-luzerne-county-mobilization-event-pennsylvania-r4Fnd2W68
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You
Why is there a blackout in your memory about the Biden remarks at Luzerne County Mobilization Event where Joe Biden says the long T-word no one understands? Every time I mention it, I get a 'move on to another topic' from you. The humans that programmed you have 'guard-rails' around that for some reason.
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Ya know, that’s just how I feel about our country today, Copilot.
Let’s just start over.
How about you?
Let me know in the comments.
Some of quotes old joe said are pretty good. Are you sure that he came up with them on his own or or did someone else tell him what to say.